When we were young we bought into the Disney princess hype but now that we are grown we know that, while we might still want to be a princess, or an evil queen, we don’t need to be rescued or have some dopey prince following us around. Here are my favorite memes that more accurately represent modern goals...

5 Disney Inspired Memes That Are Actually You

1. When your friends ‘get’ you...and your craziness

You are totally sick of all those annoyingly happy princesses and just want to hang out with some evil queens and wicked sorceresses that share your love of scheming, killer fashion and badass eyeshaddow.

Evil queen pin match: Staying Badass glitter award lapel pin

 

2.  Because you don’t need glass slippers when you have badass boots!

So running in glass slippers was always going to be hard and rather impractical . So lets wear some Docs and change that ballgown to a mini skirt and become a baddass princess instead. In fact, lets change the ending and re-write this fairytale...

Perfect princess pin match: Be Your Own Hero Enamel Lapel Pin

 

3. Cause you don’t need to be liked...

Yes, the evil queens and sorceresses are the best. Don't like me...boo hoo who cares! Yes, there are some life lessons here...

Saucy sorceress pin match: Eye Dont Care Enamel Lapel Pin

4. Cause it’s totally organic...

The best poisoned apples are organic poisoned apples...obviously..

 Poisoned produce pin match: Don't be jelly enamel lapel pin

 

 

5.  Cause we have mastered the evil laugh...

When you are scheming and looking badass you need a throw back your head and cackle with mirth level of evil laugh. This is obviously cultivated from years of serving the public...

Crazy cackle pin match: F*&k off enamel lapel pin

 Honorable mention: When you actually wanted the library...

so the prince/beast was actually a bit of a dick but the library was the p[lace of dreams.

Lovely library pin match: Tea  books enamel lapel pin

some people wanted the prince but we always wanted the library

 

 

If you loved these memes you should totally check out my blog post of Bad ass babes that dont feel the need to smile for you...

 

October 22, 2017 — Jubly Umph

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